(by Sofy Brinister)
i closed the curtains so only a peek got through
i want to live life with you. not just the big moments, the parties, the concerts, the exciting parts of life, but the little things too. i want to go grocery shoping with you, decorate for the holidays together, see your beadhead in the morning. i wanna live my day to day with you by my side.
More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.
Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.
Is this real life Dipper Pines?
“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”
(at the end of the path)
“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”
someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this
Like this?
Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???
a witch cursed me to be this way
it’s been two years… why is this video still going around?
this kid sounds like jesse eisenburg